I truly and completely hate you.

you want to know why? 

it’s because I don’t even know you, yet you’ve destroyed my whole life.

it’s as of since everyone started listening and buying into your super couple “hero and leander” bullshit, things in my world have gone askew.

everyone around me has been increasing their expectations in their relationships, and last week my boyfriend dumped me because I wasn’t as carefree as perfect girl hero was.

oh, so perfect hero, in a loving relationship with a guy who is willing to cross the fucking san andreas fault on foot just to spend one night with you.

so I thank you. thank you for all the shit that you caused me.

sincerely, a pissed off girl.